Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni hai
Banta- Gold ring de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!
Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi
..Subko Aana Hoga.
Santa: Me Nahi Aa Sakta
Santa: Maa Itna Door Jane nahi Degi?
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.