Banta owned a factory.He issued orders that only marriedmen would be employed.Friend asks: Why this ?Banta reply:Because married men are more obedient.
Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE
He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON'T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.
Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name, But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi H, Tea Se Start Hoti H!
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!