Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Bihari boy to a girl: "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl: "Tamiz se baat kro."
Boy: "My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
Jagat paalan haar hai ram, mukti ka dham h ram. hamari bakti ke adhar h, ham sab ki raksha ke ye avatar h.
'Happy Navaraatri 2014'
Bahaduri kya h?
Der raat daaru pii kr ghar ao,
or mumy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par
Or tum bolo - Hi mom!
Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi