Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!
Neend aati hai to khaab aata h
khaab mein ek ladki aati h,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata h
phir na neend aati h na khaab aata h.
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...?