Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?
Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.
Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.
Son: Ye Ghar H ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
Once Rajini lOst his purse infrOnt Of a building frOm Switzerland.
that building is knOwn as
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think.. think.. think..
Marjava & Mitjava !
A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.
5 Lovable Word 'I Am Alone Without U'
4 Pleasant Word 'I Care 4 U'
3 Sweet Word 'I Miss U'
2 Special Word 'Dear Friend'
1 Important Word 'LAPETTT'
Pichle 65 salon me sirf 1 hi cheez par Mehngai ka asar nahin hua
Woh hai is Desh ke Neta.
Woh Kal bhi Do-kodi ke the
Aaj bhi do Kodi ke hi h