TEACHER: tumhare ghar me sabse chhota kaun h?
STUDENT: papa, TEACHER:wo kyun?
STUDENT:wo abhi v mummy ke sath sote h.
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
..Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate H
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate H.
Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?
Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.
Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.
Son: Ye Ghar H ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
Matlabi Duniya Ke Log Khade Hai,
Hatho Me Patthar Lekar...
Mai Kaha Tak Bhagu Shishe Ka Muqqadar Lekar....!
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop