Once Rajnikanth said to a quit...

Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl,"Plz talk something"
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Now that girl is known as..
DOLLY BINDRA!!

Machchhar Ka Bachcha...

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the.

Hw do U kp an idiot amused?W@ch ths message until it goes away!

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Budi Aurat: Yamraj Ji Mujhe
Waqt Se Pehle Kyu Utha Liya..?
Yamraj: Budhia Dimag Mat
Chaat, March Me Closing Thi
Target Pura Karna Tha...!

Shikayat rehti h unhe hr pal,
Ke hme mohabat krni nhi ati.
Kuch shikwe to is dil ko bhi h,
Pr hme shikayat krni nhi ati.

Bigest advantage of luv mariages,
Suhagrat vale din sarmane me time waste ni hota...