By Sumit (Dec 12, 2014)
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena. Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya. Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho?? Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha.
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate h kuch dost pal-pal yad aate h hum apse yahi puchna chahte h k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate h.
Police Constable To Son : "Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects? . . . Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Aunty (on phone): Beta, mummy h? Me: Hanji ek min. *MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY* Mummy: Kiska phone h? Me: Phone toh apna hi h, uspe kisi ka call aya h!
Arz H Na Muskurane Ko Ji Chahta H Na Kuch Khane-Pine, Na Sone Ko Ji Chahta H Ye Garmi Ab Bardast Nahi Hoti Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Ji Chahta H.
What A Nice definition of "TODAY". T - This is an O - Opportunity to D - Do A - A work, better than Y - Yesterday!!
