By Dev (Dec 1, 2014)
Na Jane Riste Kaise Kaise Ho Gaye, Aaj Hum Apke Liye Aise Waise Ho Gaye, Agar Ab Bhi Na Aaye Apke Sms To, Hum Samjhenge Ke Hum Se Pyare 50 Paise Ho Gaye.
Jb tk jiyenge tumhe yad kiya karenge kya hua mr bhi gai marne k bad bhi tumhe yamraj k phone se s.m.s. Kiya karenge.
Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become 'Best Husbands'!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai? Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai. Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?2 moTrs-in-law.