Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.
Banta: That's a thing of concern.
Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Santa: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta: Simple H Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na...
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!