Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: He's a boxer.
Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de..
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'