Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband.
Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.
Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil h,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.
Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.