In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"
Jasmeet : "What do you like most in me- my pretty face or my body ?" Santa : Looking at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of Humor.
Costomer: Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hi,Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa: Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Mila ne K Liye.
Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni hai
Banta- Gold ring de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!
Dr: Agar Inhay Aap 1 Ghanta Pehlay Le Atay To Jaan Bach Jati
Santa: Saalay Abhi 15 Minute Pehlay To Accident Hua H.
Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
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