Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!
Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
Why Are You Scrolling Down
Let Him Sleep With His Wife
Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?