hi......... i love PAKISTAN...

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

BOY: Sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
SIR: mai ja raha hu,
BOY: sir bataiye na,
SIR: Mai ja raha hu,
BOY: saale aise kaise chala jaega,

Answr bata k ja.

Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey
Pehli makhi boli:
Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida h.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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When nobody likes your Facebook status!