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Kya Pata Me Na Dekh Paun KaL Ka Suraj,
Ae Dosto
Ho Sakta Hai KaL Pure Din Barish Hoti Rahe.
Tum Log To Bas Jaan Le Lo Meri.

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India

Boss: which part ?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash h.

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye

Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao

Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ?
Aap v bear pejiye na.

Boy: UncLe
Mai 1 Ladki Se
PYaR KaRTa Hu.

UnCLe: To
UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe
h.