2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe the,
Virat ne six mara
Pehla pagal: "wah kya goal kiya h,
Dusra: "bewakoof Goal is me nahi cricket me hota h
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape mai farak batao?
Student: Jawani mai mobile mai "HASEENO" k numbers hote h,
Aur Budhape mai "HAKEEMO" ke.
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.
Q : What's the differance between an intelligent Woman and UFO ? A : I don't know , i've never seen either ....
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
Husband: Will U marry, after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die.
Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.