Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.
SANTA: Wo Kyu?
BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.
Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer?
You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows?
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!