By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)
Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.
SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H? BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He. SANTA: Wo Kyu? BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.
Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer? You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows? Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
