Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.Gal - What are you doing?Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
A santa entered a ladies toilet
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye H
Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye h
'Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye h
2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...
Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi H.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children.