By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)
Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.Gal - What are you doing?Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
A santa entered a ladies toilet Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye H Santa Laughed, opened his zip: Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye h 'Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye h
2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye, Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100... Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi H.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children.
Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
