Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..
Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi Gaya?
Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab H.
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.