By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)
Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..
Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi Gaya? Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab H.
Jhooth Bolna.. Baccho K Liye 'PAAP' Lovers K Liye 'ART' Bachelors K Liye 'Anivaarya' Aur Married Logo K Liye 'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA MAARG'
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya hai.
