Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa in KBC
Qus:Videsh Jane Wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila
Santa- Sita Ji!
Ravan Ke Sath Sri Lanka gai thi...!!
Santa :.... plane pilot se headfone chin rha tha
Pilot :.... ye kya kar rhe ho santa:.... saale
ticket k paise hm log de aur gane tu akela sunega........haan
Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
Santa: Yaar Mujhe Tenis ke Bahut Knowledge H!
Chahe Kuch Bhe Pooch Le.
Banta: Achha to Bataa, Tennis Net Me Kitne Chhed Hote H?