santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi h.
Santa read in the newspaper:
Micrsoft buys Skype 4 8.5bilion
He shook his head andsaid:
Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free! :D ;)
Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !Dr: Why? !Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.