santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi h.
Santa: Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti: UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: He's a boxer.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.Seeing that Santa shouted, Ã¢â¬Åwhat a shot you made!"