Vodka Is Made From Potatoes ....

He : Hey Wassup ?
She : Eating Apple. You Say ?
He : Eating Samsung tongue.png
*Blocked aur Ghar pe patthar fek ke gayi wo
alag*

Kash Aap Bakra Hote Main Aapko Ghass Khilata,
Pyaar Se Aapke Seeng Sehlata Or,
Puchta, Pagal Kaun?? Aap Ya Mein??
Or Aap Pyaar Se Bolte. "MEIN MEIN"

Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.

So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.

Sincerely,

Girls.

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

I said I'm d sweetest in d world..
God laughed & said- Wait u haven’t met d person reading this..



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MORAL- God also jokes!

(';')

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Zaruri Nahi Hai Ki Har sMs Me Koi Msg Ho
Bas
Aap Ki Yaad Aa Rahi Thi
To Aapko Dekhne ChaLa Aaya.