Vodka Is Made From Potatoes ....

Vodka Is Made From Potatoes
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Potatoes Are Vegetables.
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Vegetables Are Good For Your Health..!!
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Yes You Are Welcome , Cheers! ;)

Interviewer asked sa...

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,

Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan".

kutte ke baccha ?
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kitne cute hote hai.

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari;
Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum!

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h

Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho?
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Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey :-d