By Sanjay Jaluthriya (Oct 23, 2014)
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai. Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu. Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit To Dila Do. BY-Q? GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?
Bhikhari Ne Call Kiya: Hello Taaj HoteL Taaj: Haa Ji 1 Pizza 1 Biryani 1 RasMalai Bhej Do Taj: Kis Ke Naam Se Bheju Sir? Bhikari: Allah K Naam Pe Bhej Do
China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem h. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye. woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.
Dosti k lie to meri jaan v hazir h mang k dekh lo . . . . . . nai denge kv de dia to paresan kaise krenge
