2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega !
If som1 throws a stone at u,
throw back flower at him,
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye
Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*
Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse