-:: Boss jokes ::-
If you think your boss is stupid.
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
Mom: so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy: pehle 100 rupey do.
Boy: varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hi.
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge.
Son:" Dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret
Mummy Kehti Hai,
Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai.
Tab Phone Chhodta Nahi.
Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai
To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.