Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.
Kisi call girl ne ARZ kiya h:
Dheere-dheere karo sanam
mehangai ka jamana hai
is choti si ______ ki DUKAAN SE
zindagi bhar kamana.
Once angry Rajanikant fired gas cylinders in his hand ..
Than onwards ppl started celebrtng DIWALI by firing crakers..
Safety Tip for Winters !!
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
throw water on the mirror
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.