By Sumit (Oct 4, 2014)
Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become 'Best Husbands'!
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.
Agar Aap Duniya Ki Sabse Haseen Ladkee Ko Apne Sachhe DiL Se Mangoge To Wo Humesha Ke Liye Aap Ki Ban Jaaygi, . . . . . . . !!...BHABHI...!!
1 admi ke 6 ungliya thi, sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the, batao kyo? . . . Socho . . Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!
In whatsapp..... He: *Typing* She: reply..... I already have a boyfriend... dont type..
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger... . I Ran away... Why? . To Save d Tiger... Only 1411 r left!!! ;) Otherwise u know me..
