santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha..
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant....
She is having pain right nowÃ¢â¬Â¦
Doctor: Is dis her 1st child?
Sardar: No dis is her husband speaking.
Santa London ke Hotel mein Murgi Khane gaya, Lekin Murgi ka English word Bhul gaya. Waiter: What do u like 2 have sir? Santa:........................EGGS MOTHER
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rkh kr kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.