Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa: Public Toilet Gaya Aur 1 Ghante Baad Nikla.
Bahar Baitha Admi Bola-20 Rupe.
Snta-Saale Toilet Me Baitha Tha,
Cyber Cafe' Me Nahi.
Santa: Baju k ghar se IODEX mang k la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Ha!Bade kanjos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almari se nikal le.
Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??