Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
Barber: I have a hair-raising story.
Banta: Tell it to some bald-headed man!
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?Santa: I may also die.Jeeto: Why?Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede. Thakur:Lele mere hath b lele,Basanti k b leleJay or Veru tum b dedoDURGA MATA banja saale!Gbbr-Sorry Yar Tu To emotionl ho gaya.