Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
100 Kauwe MiLke Utna Kaaw Kaaw Nahi Kar
Jitni 2 Ladkiya MiLke Aaww Aaww Karti Hai.
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami".
Jane Wo kaisa hoga,
Jane Wo aisa hoga,
Ya Fir Waisa hoga,
Jyada Soch maat,
Tere Sapno ka Rajkumar 'Johnny Lever' jaisa hoga.
Bacha Ek Aurat Ko Ghoorte Huey Jaa Raha Tha,
Dekhta Kya Hai ?
Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hon,
Toh Mai Bhi Apne Baap Ke Liye Hi Dhoond Raha Hoon.