Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Just now commentator told
A very beautiful delivery
By Shoaib Akhtar??
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
When u have done something worng N ur in trouble ....go to ur parents for sound advice. You'll get ...99% sound and 1% advice!
Husband: Kal mere khawab me ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thi!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha
Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata H.
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata H.
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte H.
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata H.
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy