You are my pumpkin, pumpkin
I'm your dumpling; dumpling,
Feeling something, something
honey bunny honey
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:
Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni H.
Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,
DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha H.
2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal...
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Do sharabi ek dusre se bat kar rahe the. ek bolta he ki duniya ko mita dungaa to dusara sharabi bolta he me tujhe rabber hi nayi dunga.