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kya style hai....
aur kya smile hai...
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Agr Life Me Kabhi Aapse Koi Mistake Ho Jaaye
To 2.min. Apni Aankhen Band Krke
Ye Sochna Ki
Iska iLzaam Kis Par Lagaya Jaye.?
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Girl: what is your weakness?
Me: i'm very short tempered
Me: I can't
Girl: please explain
Me: FIR WOI BAAT MAA KI LAUDI