Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji
Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy MotherÃ¢â¬â¢s DAY.
Happy New Year - I commented on her facebook
She - Same to you.
I edited my comment to 'I LOVE YOU'
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?