Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages.
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga
Aur Gadha to Dekho
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription
SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".