By Sonu (Aug 4, 2014)
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya. Bas ye do line bolkar sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi. Iska Future Tense Banao. Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
Ek Sardar Bike Par Apni Behen Ke Saath Ja Raha Tha, Ek Ladka Bola "Oye Sardar Kinni Soni Biwi H Sardar Gusse Me-Oye Biwi Hogi Teri Meri To Behen H.
Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise? Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.
