Subah se Happy Friendship day ke inne saare msg aa gye,
Valentines Day ke time kaha chali jaati hai itni saari ladkiyaan pata hi nahi chalta.
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!
Always keep ur Lover's photo in ur purse.Whenever u r in some big trouble,See the photo & u will feel that, No other problem is bigger than this.