Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha H,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.
Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"
Santa propose a girl. Girl replied- Thapad marungi. Santa replied- Thapad maregi to mukka bhi khayagi.
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!
Banta pair pey charha to upar baitheyBandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.