Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back,
hunt it down; hit it with a stone and drag it back home!
Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and ch
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The,
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The,
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu,
Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila???
"BABA JI KA THULLU"
santa : School male hai ki
banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta
bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....
BC very confusing ...!!