By Nidhi (Jun 30, 2014)
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena. Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya. Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho? Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Aakhri Tha.
Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage "Kya hua, kya hua" Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.
Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ? Aap v bear pejiye na..
Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale..
Humare To Spane Us Din Chur-Chur Ho Gaye Jab Wo Humare Ghar Aayi To Meri Mummine Kaha= "Jaao Khuman Apni DiDi Ke Liye Pepsi Le Aao."
