Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho?
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Aakhri Tha.
Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
"Kya hua, kya hua"
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.
Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye
Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao
Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ?
Aap v bear pejiye na..
Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale..