By Nidhi (Jun 30, 2014)
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
Q. What is the difference between WATCH And WIFE .. A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai... Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.
SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye. Batao kyu.. Kyu... Kyu... kyuki.. GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the....
I was born without you so guess what? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I can live without you
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi or ki SAAs bn jaye
Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think.. think.. think.. Marjava & Mitjava !
