PATNI NE KAR DI DI PATI KI ES...

GOLU Faqir Se=Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete ho.?
Faqir=500 Ya 600 Aur Agr Ye Maaf Krne WaLe Kamina Pan Na Kre
To Aaraam Se 1000 Ho Jaye

I don't under stand why people go to GYM... everything over there is so heavy!

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, he ordered a Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant.