PATNI NE KAR DI DI PATI KI ES...

Wife wanted to go to her maika.
Husband booked her tickets via Malaysian airlines
One time investment

Vaise To Har Pal Aajadi Hoti H
Pyar Me To Keval Barbadi Hoti H
Rog Agr Aawarapn Ka Lag JaAe To Usaka Elaj Bas Shadi Hoti H.

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho...
Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

Ravaan - Bhiksha De Do,
Aurat - Ye Lo,

Ravan - Hiiee Ha Ha..
Main Bhikshuk Nai Ravaan Hoon..

Aurat - Main Bhi Sita Nai Rakhi Sawant Hoon

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir