aisa lagta hai kuch hony ja raha hai,
koi mithi sapno me khone ja raha hai, dheemi kr de apni roshni ae chand, mera koi apna sone ja raha h.
My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!
Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January
He sent invitation to his friends like this.
"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
Ramlal-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.
Doctor-ha ha bilkul.
Ramlal-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi ha.
Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,
Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,
Magar Mujhe zukham tha!