Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
A stupid boyfriend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love'. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, " You are only girl of my life ...LOL".
Boy: From the day we met I haven't drink
Girl: How sweet of you. Are you madly in love
Boy: SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY POCKETS
R u emotionally dumbed
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
Girl - Promise Me, you will ask me to marry you one day?
Boy - Only on one condition.
Girl - What?
Boy - Promise me, You will say NO
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo