By Puneet Munjal (Jun 6, 2014)
Jab sey tumhain jana h, jab sey tumhain paaya h, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya h.
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain." . Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."
Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho Thoda wah-wah kro dosto Ye apne type ka h Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho wah-wah aur vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho.
Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Mere Dosto Ke Pass Mere Liye Time Nahi Hai, . . . Fir Yaad Aata He Ki Yaar Hum Single He, Sab Thodi Ne Hogey.
Girl: what is your weakness? Me: i'm very short tempered Girl: explain? Me: I can't Girl: please explain Me: FIR WOI BAAT MAA KI LAUDI
Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se :)
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI.
