By Dev (May 27, 2014)
Teacher:Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher:How? Student:Ladies first.
Jb Kbhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sb se pehley liya jayega. galti se bhi ab SMS na kr dena varna award hath se nikal jayega!!
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
All husbands are like bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching new devices.
Chand Par Kali Ghata Chhati Toh Hogi Sitaron M Chamak Aati Toh Hogi Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Sey Magar Akeley M Tumhey Apni Shakal Peh Hansi Aati Toh Hogi.
Gf Santa Se: Me tum se tabi shadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge! Santa: Tum se shadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta he.
Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai? Son:-Khidki se Dad:-Wo kaise? Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.
