Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To.
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
Banta: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Tachr:S abse bada pagal koun he?
Santa ka beta utha.
T: Shabash bete batao.
Beta: Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...