Jane Wo kaisa hoga,
Jane Wo aisa hoga,
Ya Fir Waisa hoga,
Jyada Soch maat,
Tere Sapno ka Rajkumar 'Johnny Lever' jaisa hoga.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Teacher: Whats the Difference Between.... Like n Love... Student: When You Like a Flower, U Just Pluck it..! But, When You Love a Flower, U Water it Daily.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
"Dairy Milk" Khaane ka.