By Dev (May 3, 2014)
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta H, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta H, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.
Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha . . . . . . Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola: Nikal Saale Bhootni K.. Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer..
What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle' Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti...
Aapka Khayal Man Se Na Jaye Toh Kya Karon? Aapki Yaad Sataaye Toh Kya Karon? Har Pal Aapko Dekhne Ki Chaahat Hoti H Par Roz Circus Na Ja Paon Toh Kya Karoon?