Asaram is one of those lucky g...

shayari of thief:
mobile night plan ne to hme bukha maar diya h dosto.
jis ghar me chori k liye jao koi na koi ashiq jag rha hota h..

Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

Once a farmer put up scare crow with Rajnikant's picture as face.
Crows brought back the corn they stole last evening.

Girl status - My Lyf My Rulezzz
Boy- Coming for a Movie?
Girl - Gharwale allow nai karenge

Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton.

After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion:

"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste.