Dil h to pyar h, pyar h to ishq h,
Ishq h to mohabbat h, mohabbat h to dard h,
Dard h to zandu balm h aur
Zandu balm h to munni badnaam h!!!
Universal truth we learnt:-
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"
I have a great idea for a new diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it seated at a table with 5 naked fat people.
hasin yado ki
tarah hote hai,
Jinhe yad kar k DIL KUSH HO jata h,
Aur unko bhulana namumkin h
Aap unhi me se
Ka sms padh rahe ho
koi 10 rs dega airtel wale ko dena h
Lon liya tha kal
Avi msg aya tha ki paise do nahi to
Sim khol kr lejayenge
Mere sim ko bachalo plz.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON