God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems,He created U.
Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya h?
1Pagal: Love letter h.
2pagal:Magar ye to khali h.
1Pagal:Aj kal bol chal band h.
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.........
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!