God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems,He created U.
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell
Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well....
Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta H.
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!