Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it
He gifted her a weighing machine.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Frog: Nahin h.
Frog: Nahin h and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi.?
Pappu: Dekho.. Me Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Wo subah ka alarm wo pani ki thandk wo shampu ki botal wo liril ki tazgi wo nya kapdo ka sukun tum kya jano ye to roz nhane wale hi jane...